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Q: why do black people use you in the wrong context? such is "you ugly" instead of "you're ugly" I know u guys can differentiate, it's a nuisance

rsbenedict:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

you a bitch

It’s called copula deletion, or zero copula. Many languages and dialects, including Ancient Greek and Russian, delete the copula (the verb to be) when the context is obvious.

So an utterance like “you a bitch” in AAVE is not an example of a misused you, but an example of a sentence that deletes the copular verb (are), which is a perfectly valid thing to do in that dialect, just as deleting an /r/ after a vowel is a perfectly valid thing to do in an upper-class British dialect.


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didgeridood:

after watching anaconda
United States now has a greater wealth gap by race than South Africa did during apartheid

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vegan-vulcan:

anywigwilldo:

So Canada is basically tossing their protection of Humpback Whales in the garbage in order to enable them to put an oil pipeline right through critical habitat territory.

Just in case, y’know, anyone wants to stop talking about moose and maple syrup for a second.

Here, have a petition.

fucking SIGNED. SPREAD THIS AROUND EVERYWHERE

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sleezed:

When you’re girl is acting up or mad dick won’t solve it. She’s a fucking human that needs to be heard. If she’s mad sit down and talk and figure out what’s wrong. And make sure whatever it is it doesn’t happen again….. THEN DICK HER DOWN AYYYY LMAO

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please-mr-kennedy:

👑 surprisebitch:

browngirlblues:

I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

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ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST
dynastylnoire:

youngblackandvegan:

ghdos:

classicassi:

reallymang:

niggasandcomputers:

youngtastegod:

thecleopatralee:

let that sink in .

Nor write a check…

This is so dumb

are y’all really making it seem like opening a savings account or writing a check is dumb hard and exceptionally difficult to do

smh wtf

You literally walk inside of a bank and say “I’d like to open up a savings account.” It’s not rocket science. This post fails.

This post is trash

From the nigga that can’t see women as beautiful unless they are naked and he made them that way. Okay


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dynastylnoire:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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